10. We no longer have to hear McCain say “Friends”.
9. We no longer have to hear the “reach-across-the-isle” crap from McCain.
8. If the economy is going to tank, it may as well be on the Democrats watch.
7. Dubya will no longer have to bear the label of “America’s Worst President.”
6. He’ll make Jimmy Carter’s life a bit easier in making him even seem sane.
5. After a half century, voter fraud in Chicago finally feels like it’s paying off again.
4. Oreo Cookie Sales Soar.
3. It could mean at least 8 years before Hillary Clinton can run for president again.
2. With Democrats in control of the White House, John Edwards has a place to take dates.
1. It’ll finally shut up the ignorant folks out there who keep saying we’re a “Racist Country” - hard to back that claim up after voting in the first half-black President.
Wonkiness Ahoy!
5 years ago
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